eviljarred in exile @eviljarred@waytoomuch.info
- pixelfed
- @eviljarred@pixelfed.social
I lead #cybersecurity, risk, and #privacy teams. I'm interested in law, and politics, though I'd really like to be less interested in those things.
Reading, making, traveling, and being Bluey's dad!
Originally from the United States but now residing in #Lisbon, #Portugal since July.
A lot of engineers tasked with building secure systems have no business building secure systems. If you're having to Google how to generate keys using OpenSSL for a production system (much less a fucking car) it means you have never generated keys before and you have no idea what you're doing. Copy/pasting a key from a tutorial is fucking inexcusable and ought to be grounds for termination. Fight me.
Only there in spirit but at least my legs are dry 😬 #defcon
Turns out bicycle tires fit perfectly into trolley rail ruts
Beautiful views on the ride this morning #parqueeduardovii #aqueduto
Can’t see these ringlets and not want to go Assassin’s Creed on this cathedral
We’re approved! Got the email while on the flight back from #Lisbon. We can’t wait! An incredible adventure is about to begin. 😍
Well here's a piece of decor that I've got to have #KARE
- pixelfed
- @eviljarred@pixelfed.social
I lead #cybersecurity, risk, and #privacy teams. I'm interested in law, and politics, though I'd really like to be less interested in those things.
Reading, making, traveling, and being Bluey's dad!
Originally from the United States but now residing in #Lisbon, #Portugal since July.
